Ever since she began dating Britain’s Prince William — AKA Diana’s first-born and ultimate heir to the throne — Kate Middleton has been derided as…well…just plain common.
And there’s nothing more common than an old-fashioned drug scandal — which the Middleton family is now battling hard core.
Turns out Middleton’s uncle Gary Goldsmith is a big-talking, big-time drug dealer — caught in a journalists’ sting which was revealed last night and filmed chopping up lines of coke on camera, boasting of his connections to the organized narco-industry and doing Ectasy — complete with ample gut exposed (pics above).
Sexy!
Goldsmith, who lives in a £5 million villa in Ibiza, also offered to score the journos some $1,000/night Brazilian hookers — before hyping his connections to his famous niece and her oh-so important boyfriend, who stayed with Goldsmith back in 2006.
‘I’ve got my own rooms, the Goldsmith Wing! I’m going to be the Duke of Slough,” Goldsmith boasted of his “in” at Buckingham Palace.
Unsurprisingly, the Windors are not pleased — especially the Queen — with folks saying Goldsmith has for years been a train-wreck waiting to be exposed.
Sadly, Kate’s family is likely to have to cut all ties to her uncle — her mother’s brother — if she intends to continue her relationship with Prince William and become the next Princess of Wales. Wills himself has already disavowed Uncle Gary
Harsh!