Hamas officials accused Israel yesterday of sneaking aphrodisiac-laced gum and drops into the Gaza Strip in order to corrupt the local youth!
According to reports, a Hamas-led sting has led to the arrests of several Gazan youths who’ve been working with Israeli agents for two years to get Gaza horny!
Israel says the whole thing is absurd, but one of the busted sex-gum smugglers insists the scheme took place — with Israel’s goal not money, but a kind of sexual/social moral breakdown.
Sounds very Bruno to us!
We kinda/maybe/sorta believe this kinda/maybe/sorta could have happened. Though we’d love to hear from one of the sexed-up gum-chewers themselves.