We can hardly believe it’s been almost a year since Sarah Palin fell down from Alaska — and as this week’s David Letterman affair confirms, she ain’t going nowhere.
Anyway, just after Palin daughter Bristol’s pregnancy was confirmed, we remember reading THIS article detailing her relationship — and subsequent impregnation — by Levi Johnston. It also exposed Bristol as a man-stealer — having swiped Johnston from her then BFF Lanecia Garcia.
While haters may have become fixated on Bristol’s evil/skanky ways, we could not help but wonder: “Garcia, who knew there were Hispanics in Alaska?”
Well, apparently old Levi did — ’cause it turns out that he is half-Mexican himself!
Indeed, word on the street — or at least word according to Extra host Mario Lopez — is that Bristol Palin baby-daddy Levi Johnston is…yes…a Transracial.
Apparently, Johnston told Lopez during a recent interview that he is half-Mexican!
Caliente!
And to make matters even more millennial, the Lopez reveal came via Twitter.
Cyber-caliente!
The folks over at Gawker are already suggesting-via-code that the Palins are Latino-hating racists who don’t want their grandbaby raised by a medio-Mexicano.
Perhaps.
And everyone’s trying to figure out which one of Johnston’s parents is Latin — his MIA daddy, or drug-dealing mom? HERE’s most of the family on their now infamous Tyra appearance. What do you think?
We’re busy pondering whether there’s any meaning in Johnston dumping his Latina ex for the Blanquita Bristol.
In fact, having kept his Mexican-ness on the DL for nearly a year, one can’t help but wonder if it’s Johnston himself who’s negging his Latin roots — and not the Palins.
Finally, here’s our question of the day. Johnston is a self-described “redneck“.
Can you be Chicano — and a redneck?